Every year at this time, gardeners and non-gardeners
alike wonder what they should buy for the gardeners in their lives. If you are
wealthy enough, this is very easy. Perhaps your favorite gardener can really
use a backhoe, complete with a charming and handsome operator who will be on
call at all times. If a backhoe seems too vulgar, try a vanity rose. For about
$10,000 or so, one of the major rose breeders will breed a rose just for your
gardening friend or relative, and name it after him or her. This gift also
includes a specific number of the named bushes, so your favorite gardener can
have a complete vanity flower bed.
It is a sad fact in these economic times that some of
us cant afford even a modest posthole digger, let alone a backhoe with a
handsome operator. Fortunately there are a whole host of small gifts that will
delight gardeners. These can be used individually as stocking
stuffers or hostess presents, or batched together in an attractive basket
or large plant pot.
Almost every gardener I know can use a new nailbrush.
Even if you wear gloves, there are times when you have to take them off and
actually get dirt under your fingernails. This means that you will also have to
resort to using a nailbrush before going out in polite society. There are lots
of brightly colored nailbrushes available for unbelievably modest prices. When
you give a gardening friend a nailbrush, that person will probably be able to
throw out an old one. You have done your friend an additional service by
preventiing evil bacteria from flourishing in the niche by the sink where all
There is absolutely nothing worse than a flopped over
peony or a Regale lily sagging slowly towards the breaking-off point, and every
gardener has a least one plant that needs tying and staking during the course
of the growing season. Packages of bamboo stakes make great cheap gifts, as do
rolls of green plastic plant tying tape. If your particular gardening friend
doesnt like plastic, there is plain old twine, which has a multitude of
garden uses, and comes in natural shades or blendable garden green. There are
also various kinds of metal supports that come in a variety of heights. None of
them cost very much, and no gardener can ever have too many at hand.
With catalog season upon us, small notepads with
self-adhesive strips on the backs of the pages make perfect stocking stuffers.
I like the kinds that come in four colors, because it helps me organize my
garden wish list. When I thumb through a catalog I use one color for must
have items, another for maybes, and still another for things
that I want to remember to recommend to other people. By spring my catalogs are
usually bulging with these self-sticking notes, and they really do keep me from
becoming lost in the mail order thicket.
I went to a wonderful party recently where the
hostess, an avid gardener, sent guests home with great party favors--small
envelopes filled with seeds she had collected at the end of the growing season.
The envelopes were labeled with her name, the seed variety and the color of the
flower. If you are a seed collector, share your bounty with those on your gift
list. You can get the envelopes and labels at the local office-supply
megastore, and put together quite a few little packages in a relatively short
time. Your friends will think of you when their plants come up next summer.
Of course, life is filled with problematic people,
especially if you travel in elevated company. You may well have a friend who is
so fussy that he or she will only uses nailbrushes that cost $400 each because
the bristles were hand collected from a rare type of wild boar indigenous to
only one small region in Mongolia. This same individual undoubtedly would never
sully his soil with a plant support that was less than one hundred years old,
preferably one imported from an English manor houses garden or the
potager of a decaying French chateau. The only way to deal with such a
gift-giving predicament, short of jettisoning the friend, is to use nefarious
means to find out which Internet or mail order suppliers he or she likes. Get
the individual a modest gift certificate and pop it into his or her stocking.
Even a token amount will help defray the cost of that backhoe.
CHANGE IN THE GARDEN