Chorus:
Aye-aye-aye-aye
In China they never grow chilly
So sing me another verse
That's worse than the first verse
Make sure that it's foolish and silly

A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny
A canner can can anything that he can
But a canner can't can a can, can he?

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A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two looters to toot
Said the two to the tutor Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two footers to toot?

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A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe

But, he said, I must see
What a minister's fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee

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