Do your ears hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears flip, flop
Can you use'em for a mop
Are they stringy at the bottom

Are they curly on the top
Can you use 'em for a swatter
Can you use 'em for a blotter
Do your ears flip, flop?