YMCA CAMP LOOWIT CAMPFIRE SONGS

JOHNNY VERBECK

Once there was a Dutchman, his name was Johnny Verbeck\ And Johnny was a dealer in sausages and speck Johnny owned a meat shop; the finest ever seen, And one day he invented a sausages machine. Chorus: Oh, Mr. Mr. Johnny Verbeck How could you be so mean I'd told you you'd be sorry for Inventing that machine. Now all the neighbor's cats and dogs will never more be seen. They'll all be ground to sausages In Johnny Verbeck's machine. Bang One day a little Dutch boy came walking in the store. He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor. The boy began to whistle, he whistled up a tune, All the little sausages went dancing around the room. (Chorus) One day the machine got busted; the darn thing wouldn't go, So Johnny Verbeck, he crawled inside To see what made it so. His wife she had a nightmare, and walking in her sleep, She gave the crank a heck of a yank and Johnny Verbeck was meat. (Chorus)