YMCA CAMP LOOWIT CAMPFIRE SONGS
| Once there was a Dutchman, his name |
And Johnny was a dealer in sausages and speck
Johnny owned a
the finest ever seen,
And one day he invented a sausages
Oh, Mr. Mr. Johnny Verbeck
How could you be
I'd told you you'd be sorry for
Inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbor's cats and
dogs will never more be seen.
all be ground to sausages
In Johnny Verbeck's machine. Bang
day a little Dutch boy came
walking in the store.
He bought a pound
of sausages and
laid them on the floor.
The boy began to whistle, he
whistled up a tune,
All the little sausages went dancing
One day the machine got busted;
darn thing wouldn't go,
So Johnny Verbeck, he crawled inside
what made it so.
His wife she had a nightmare, and
walking in her
She gave the crank a heck of a yank
and Johnny Verbeck was