Re: can't get to heaven on rollerskates

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: : Does anybody remember this song?
: Oh you can't get to heaven
: on roller skates
: 'cause you'll skate right through those pearly gates

: "    "
: With nickels in your jeans
: 'cause the Lord don't allow 
: No slot machines

: "       "
: in a rocking chair
: 'cause the Lord don't allow 
: no lazy bones there

: "    "
: in a Y camp boat
: 'cause the gosh darn thing 
: won't even float

: "       "
: on a pair of skies
: 'cause you'll ski right through 
: St. Peter's knees

: "        "
: in Ken White's car
: 'cause the gosh darn thing
: stops at every bar

: If you get there
: Before I do
: Just drill a hole
: And pull me through

: If I get there
: Before you do
: I'll drill a hole
: And spit on you

: Oh the end of this song
: Has never been sung
: 'cause the guy who wrote it
: Was caught and hung

: This a leader/follower song.  Leader sings each line first and rest repeat.  Happy singing!



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