Re: can't get to heaven on rollerskates

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Posted by Kait Skyler on March 31, 2002 at 23:01:03:

In Reply to: can't get to heaven on rollerskates posted by yes on March 30, 2002 at 15:41:02:

: Does anybody remember this song?
Oh you can't get to heaven
on roller skates
'cause you'll skate right through those pearly gates

" "
With nickels in your jeans
'cause the Lord don't allow
No slot machines

" "
in a rocking chair
'cause the Lord don't allow
no lazy bones there

" "
in a Y camp boat
'cause the gosh darn thing
won't even float

" "
on a pair of skies
'cause you'll ski right through
St. Peter's knees

" "
in Ken White's car
'cause the gosh darn thing
stops at every bar

If you get there
Before I do
Just drill a hole
And pull me through

If I get there
Before you do
I'll drill a hole
And spit on you

Oh the end of this song
Has never been sung
'cause the guy who wrote it
Was caught and hung

This a leader/follower song. Leader sings each line first and rest repeat. Happy singing!

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