Posted by Jodee on February 24, 2003 at 18:30:53:
In Reply to: HELP re: a Bilboard camp song posted by Lindy on February 06, 19100 at 13:18:18:
this is how my grandma taught it to me.
As I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye.
The advertisement posted there would make you laugh and cry.
The rain and wind had come last night and washed it half away,
and what remained of the billboard would make that billboard say:
Come smoke a Coca Cola, Tomato Ketchup Cigarette,
See Lillian Russell wrestle, with a box of oysterettes,
Pork and Beans will meet tonight, in the final fight.
And Chauncy de Pew will lecture on why sapolio is white.
Bay Rum is good for horses, it is the best in town
Castoria cures the measles, if you pay five dollars down.
Teeth extracted without pain, for only half a dime,
And Ingersolls are selling now, a little out of time.
Hope that helps, even though it was kinda late. =)
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