Posted by Gordy on April 25, 2003 at 20:33:01:
In Reply to: Re: HELP re: a Bilboard camp song posted by karen molina on February 06, 2003 at 11:15:58:
Here's the song as I remember it...........
The Billboard Song
As I was walking down the street, a billboard caught my eye.
The advertisements written there would make you laugh and cry.
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before.
And as I read the things it said, well, here is what I sore......
Smoke coca-cola cigarettes, drink wrigley's spearmint beer.
Kennel ration dog food keeps your wife's complection clear.
Chocolate covered moth balls, they always satisfy.
Brush your teeth with life boy soap and watch the suds go by.
As I recovered from the shock, I went along my way.
I'd gone no further than a block when much to my dismay.....
Another billboard caught my eye, and like the one before,
The wind and rain had done its' work and this is what I sore....
Oh, take your next vacation in a brand new frigidare.
Learn to play piano in your winter underwear.
Simonize your babies with hershey candy bars,
See the difference that draino makes in all the movie stars.
Oh, Doctors proved that babies shouldn't drive till they are three
People over thirty five take baths in lipton's tea.
You can make this country a better place today,
Just buy a copy of this song and throw it fur away.....
T I E D - - - - tide ! !
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