Re: can't get to heaven on rollerskates

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Posted by R.Vega on May 29, 2004 at 16:14:52:

In Reply to: Re: can't get to heaven on rollerskates posted by Kait Skyler on March 31, 2002 at 23:01:03:

Thanks for posting this! I was just remembering it and wanted to know the rest of the words...........
But I also recall a little refrain that went after each verse: All my sins are washed away, I've been redeemed.
Also, I remember the 1st half of another verse....maybe someone knows the rest:
You can't get to heaven
in a mini skirt.

: : Does anybody remember this song?
: Oh you can't get to heaven
: on roller skates
: 'cause you'll skate right through those pearly gates

: " "
: With nickels in your jeans
: 'cause the Lord don't allow
: No slot machines

: " "
: in a rocking chair
: 'cause the Lord don't allow
: no lazy bones there

: " "
: in a Y camp boat
: 'cause the gosh darn thing
: won't even float

: " "
: on a pair of skies
: 'cause you'll ski right through
: St. Peter's knees

: " "
: in Ken White's car
: 'cause the gosh darn thing
: stops at every bar

: If you get there
: Before I do
: Just drill a hole
: And pull me through

: If I get there
: Before you do
: I'll drill a hole
: And spit on you

: Oh the end of this song
: Has never been sung
: 'cause the guy who wrote it
: Was caught and hung

: This a leader/follower song. Leader sings each line first and rest repeat. Happy singing!

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