Re: HELP re: a Bilboard camp song

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: : Here is what I have...these things always have at least 50 different versions. 


: : The Billboard Song

: : (could be sung to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", among others)


: : As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day,

: : I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay,

: : The sign was torn and tattered from the rain the night before.

: : The wind and rain had done its work and this is what I saw:


: : Smoke Coca-cola cigarettes, chew Wrigley's Spearment beer.

: : Kennel Ration dog food makes your wife's complexion clear.

: : Simonize your baby with a Hersey's candy bar.

: : And, Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars.


: : So, take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidare.

: : Play a Hammond organ in your Damart underwear.

: : Doctors say that babies should smoke 'til they are three.

: : And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea.



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