Re: can't get to heaven on rollerskates

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: : Thanks for posting this!  I was just remembering it and wanted to know the rest of the words...........
: : But I also recall a little refrain that went after each verse:  All my sins are washed away, I've been redeemed.
: : Also, I remember the 1st half of another verse....maybe someone knows the rest:
: : You can't get to heaven
: : in a mini skirt.

: 'Cause God don't like those girls that flirt!

: : .......................
: : : : Does anybody remember this song?
: : : Oh you can't get to heaven
: : : on roller skates
: : : 'cause you'll skate right through those pearly gates

: : : "    "
: : : With nickels in your jeans
: : : 'cause the Lord don't allow 
: : : No slot machines

: : : "       "
: : : in a rocking chair
: : : 'cause the Lord don't allow 
: : : no lazy bones there

: : : "    "
: : : in a Y camp boat
: : : 'cause the gosh darn thing 
: : : won't even float

: : : "       "
: : : on a pair of skies
: : : 'cause you'll ski right through 
: : : St. Peter's knees

: : : "        "
: : : in Ken White's car
: : : 'cause the gosh darn thing
: : : stops at every bar

: : : If you get there
: : : Before I do
: : : Just drill a hole
: : : And pull me through

: : : If I get there
: : : Before you do
: : : I'll drill a hole
: : : And spit on you

: : : Oh the end of this song
: : : Has never been sung
: : : 'cause the guy who wrote it
: : : Was caught and hung

: : : This a leader/follower song.  Leader sings each line first and rest repeat.  Happy singing!



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