Re: can't get to heaven on rollerskates

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Posted by karen on June 26, 2006 at 17:13:38:

In Reply to: Re: can't get to heaven on rollerskates posted by R.Vega on May 29, 2004 at 16:14:52:

: Thanks for posting this! I was just remembering it and wanted to know the rest of the words...........
: But I also recall a little refrain that went after each verse: All my sins are washed away, I've been redeemed.
: Also, I remember the 1st half of another verse....maybe someone knows the rest:
: You can't get to heaven
: in a mini skirt.

'Cause God don't like those girls that flirt!

: .......................
: : : Does anybody remember this song?
: : Oh you can't get to heaven
: : on roller skates
: : 'cause you'll skate right through those pearly gates

: : " "
: : With nickels in your jeans
: : 'cause the Lord don't allow
: : No slot machines

: : " "
: : in a rocking chair
: : 'cause the Lord don't allow
: : no lazy bones there

: : " "
: : in a Y camp boat
: : 'cause the gosh darn thing
: : won't even float

: : " "
: : on a pair of skies
: : 'cause you'll ski right through
: : St. Peter's knees

: : " "
: : in Ken White's car
: : 'cause the gosh darn thing
: : stops at every bar

: : If you get there
: : Before I do
: : Just drill a hole
: : And pull me through

: : If I get there
: : Before you do
: : I'll drill a hole
: : And spit on you

: : Oh the end of this song
: : Has never been sung
: : 'cause the guy who wrote it
: : Was caught and hung

: : This a leader/follower song. Leader sings each line first and rest repeat. Happy singing!


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