Re: can't get to heaven on rollerskates

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Posted by dawb on March 14, 2008 at 20:31:12:

In Reply to: Re: can't get to heaven on rollerskates posted by R.Vega on May 29, 2004 at 16:14:52:

: Thanks for posting this! I was just remembering it and wanted to know the rest of the words...........
: But I also recall a little refrain that went after each verse: All my sins are washed away, I've been redeemed.
: Also, I remember the 1st half of another verse....maybe someone knows the rest:
: You can't get to heaven
: in a mini skirt.

: .......................
: : : Does anybody remember this song?
: : Oh you can't get to heaven
: : on roller skates
: : 'cause you'll skate right through those pearly gates

: : " "
: : With nickels in your jeans
: : 'cause the Lord don't allow
: : No slot machines

: : " "
: : in a rocking chair
: : 'cause the Lord don't allow
: : no lazy bones there

: : " "
: : in a Y camp boat
: : 'cause the gosh darn thing
: : won't even float

: : " "
: : on a pair of skies
: : 'cause you'll ski right through
: : St. Peter's knees

: : " "
: : in Ken White's car
: : 'cause the gosh darn thing
: : stops at every bar

: : If you get there
: : Before I do
: : Just drill a hole
: : And pull me through

: : If I get there
: : Before you do
: : I'll drill a hole
: : And spit on you

: : Oh the end of this song
: : Has never been sung
: : 'cause the guy who wrote it
: : Was caught and hung

: : This a leader/follower song. Leader sings each line first and rest repeat. Happy singing!


for the mini-skirt-God dont like those girls that flirt
...on super man - God might be a batman fan
...on a stick of butter - slide right down that golden gutter
...in dirty blue jeans - God dont have no washing machines
...with a new hair do - God dont sell no dippity-do
...in roller skates - youll roll right past those pearly gates
with the same tune we allways finished with this one
oh the devil and me
repeat
we both agree
repeat
repeat both and end with...
I hate him and he hates me...all my sins are washed away iiiiiivvveee beeeeeeeennnnn rrreeeeeddddeeeemmmmeeeeeeddddddd.

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