Re: HELP re: a Bilboard camp song

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: : The way I know it is thus:
: : As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary 
: day,
: : I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
: : the sign was torn and tattered, from the storm the 
: night before,
: : the wind and rain had done a job and this is what I 
: saw:
: : smoke Coka-cola cigarettes, drink Wrigley's spearment 
: beer
: : Ken-l- ration dog food, makes your complexion clear
: : all doctors say that babies should smoke until 
: they're three
: : and people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea
: : in a brand new Frigadaire
: : learn to play piano in your winter underwear
: : : : : CAN ANYONE HELP WITH THESE LYRICS? MY 88 YEAR 
: OLD DAD WANTS TO SING THIS FAVORITE CAMP SONG AT A 
: TALENT SHOW.  HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED ASAP Does 
: anyone know the billboard song that goes:

: : : : : "As I was walking down the street a billboard 
: caught my eye...the advertisements written make you 
: want to laugh and cry. The wind and raind came up that 
: night and washed the billboard 'way.

: : : : : (the other half remaining???)   would make it 
: seem to say "smoke a coca cola, tomota catsup 
: cigarettes, castoria kills the measles...just pay $5 
: down..overcoats are selling out a nickel at a time...."

: : : : : THANKS!

: : :  We just went over this in school and i wrote the 
: whole song down (homework). Well any ways i was hoping 
: you could tell me when the song was written if i gave 
: you the words.

: : : Alright here it goes!

: : : As I was walking down the street,

: : : A billboard caught my eye.

: : : and what was on that billboard will make you laugh 
: and cry.

: : : The wind and rain had come that day and washed it 
: half away

: : : And what was on that billboard was what i have to 
: say

: : : Come smoke a Coca-Cola

: : : drink Ketchup cigarettes

: : : see lillian russell wrestle with a box of 
: oysterettes

: : : Meet pork and beans tonight in their final fight

: : : and john browns lecture on polio tonight

: : : (second verse)

: : : Bay rum is good for horses

: : : it is the best in town

: : : Castor oil cures the measles pay five dollars down

: : : Buy a case of ginger ale, it's makes the best of 
:     broth

: : : Shine-ola sure to curl your hair and not to take it 
:     off!

: : : HEY!



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